Nature Blinds with Razor Dobbs” – Commercial
Razor Dobbs Wants to Take Celebrity Idiots Hunting
If you could take any celebrity on a hunting trip with you, who would it be?
RD: Michael Moore just so I could watch him crap in his pants. Chalize Theron so I could watch her pass on granola and devour a venison steak. Roseanne Barr so I could use her nauseating voice as a boar attractant. Sammy Hagar because he’s the coolest guy on the planet. Congressman Barney Frank so he can see what if feels like to live in a tent out in the cold. Sean Penn so I could pay him to play the roll of Spicoli the whole weekend. Attorney General Eric Holder so I can explain to him, on an 8th grade level, the 2nd Amendment. Justin Bieber so he can learn that there is a difference between a Teddy Bear and a real bear. Lady GaGa just for the hell of it. Arnold Schwarzenegger so I could teach him how to shoot - and act. Emmet Fox because he saved my life. Michael Moore because I really want to watch him crap in his pants.
Tyson vs. Wild Boar
Who do you think would win in a fight, Mike Tyson or a wild boar?
RD: Tyson would scare the hell out of a granite statue. He’s a warrior -it’s in his DNA. A wild boar is capable of killing with unmerciful might - it’s in his DNA. I think Tyson would win the fight, especially if he started talking to the wild boar with his strange high pitched, daisy flowered Tyson voice. The boar would hear his pansy voice, relax, then Tyson would send the boar’s jaw to Neptune via a right cross. Don’t screw with Tyson. Even a tiger has pretty stripes.
Will Razor Dobbs Hunt Zombies?
When the zombie apocalypse happens, will you make a zombie hunting episode?
RD: The Zombie apocalypse is already happening - just watch the local and national news. The zombies are in full force, destroying everything. From our zombie anti Constitution, anti capitalist, pro socialistic government officials to the anti-America/anti Constitution zombies, to the zombies that take advantage of and steal from our welfare services to the murderers, child abusers, thieves, drug dealers, con artist, pimps, etc., to the terrorist in Afghanistan, Pakistan, North Korea, Iran, Iraq etc, etc. Yes, the zombie apocalypse is here and if you can’t see it yourself then your in denial. I don’t need to produce a “zombie episode”, just watch the news.
Your Cute Kitty Will Eat Razor Dobbs
If the shoe was on the other foot, what animal would you want to hunt you?
RD: The shoe is always on the other foot. Even fluffy the cute house cat is watching you with carnivoristic wishes. Don’t be fooled. In the past I’ve been hunted and nearly killed by elephant, boar and Cape buffalo. I got lucky and thus, I’m doing this interview. I don’t want to be hunted by any animal, but if that is in the cards I assure you my taxidermist will be on standby.